We received advice that a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically is on the loose. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

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Sometime on Nov. 2006, Richard Alesna send this new corporate jargon’s thru email.

1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

2.  SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise,  craps on everything, and then leaves.

3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb success  and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

4. SALMON DAY : The experience of spending an entire day swimming 
   upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

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